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Story Time

If you guys didn't know, you should know this-I've been writing unimaginably childish stories. Don't laugh at me because I'm not alone. Jamie and I have been writing a saga of the story Le Chapter De Random. It originated from Jamie's obsession with Le Fantome De L'opera and my obsession of something else. Here's a brief description of the characters:

Lead Characters:
SG - Male Protagonist (Identity a secret, it's an acronym of what I label him)
Le Fantome - Male Antagonist

Supporting Roles:
Christine -Female(very much feline, loves Le Fantome)
V - Male
Mr Darcy - Male

Do note that any similarity of any part of this saga and anything else is purely coincidental and the creation of the saga is purely for entertainment purposes. I officially present to you our entertaining saga of Le Chapter De Random! (original and unabridged version)


[Le Chapter De Random 1: Pianoforte] Author: Wanyi

Phantom was seated at his piano fixated on the romantic boat gliding about in his glorious underground water theme park. A melodious tune echoed through the tunnel when his fingers travelled elegantly across the piano. It was non other than the ABRSM Grade 8 piece, Alligator Crawl. Just as he was about to end his flawless tune with a perfect ending chord, the resonant sound of the first note of that same song interrupted him. he was fuming and jealousy overwhelmed him because that same tune sounded flawless, much more than his. To his horror, aboat rowed by gently, and in there was the stunning and charming SG. That charming boy said :" Bonjour monsieur!"


[Le Chapter De Random 2: L'ombre] Author: Jamie

Phantom glared at the random SG and realised that the perfect playing was in fact a recording of his playing. He narrowed his eyes and demanded what was SG's business in his now smoke-filled candle-infested cave. SG started choking on all the excess carbon dioxide and decided it was best if he pretended to faint so that Le Fantome would carry him to that pretty swan bed like in the movie. FAT HOPE. Le fantome just shrugged and sentseveral invitations to a tea party to all his friends.


[Le Chapter De Random 3: Busted Bandeaus] Author: Wanyi

Just then, a titanic floated in. Someone from inside spoke into the public address system "Do not be afraid. We are here to put out the fire. Whoever did this please own up." Phantom was so freaked out that a foul smelling yellow liquid trickled down his translucent boxers. He raised his hand in defeat and due to his accumulation of fats in his moobs, his shirt burst, revealing a polk-dotted pink bandeau. SG swam elegantly towards his boat and stripped off his shirt, revealing his burning hot abs. He said in his most charming voice "Monsieur, here is my humble shirt to shield you from shame and embarrassment."


[Le Chapter De Random 4: La Chienne] Author: Jamie

Just then, a hot Mr Darcy :) came riding by in his sexy tailcoat and sizzling riding boots. He punched the creepy stalker obsessive-compulsive SG who seemed determined to get the attention of THE HOT AND SEXY PHANTOM. He broke the projector which was showing all those obscene pictures of Phantom in hisinderwear that was a result of the overactive imagination of SG. The Phantom came in with a very disgruntled Christine who started slashing at SG with her long claws, shouting "Lay off, you disgusting old man! HE'S MINE!!!" Then she continued ripping him apartuntil he was no more than dewbris. After that, she made a very good show of making out with Le Fantome in front of the pile of debris, thus literally turning it green with envy :)


[Le Chapter De Random 5: Voila] Author: Wanyi

In the midst of their gross intercourse, Le Fantome and the very much feline Christine was startled by the eloquent speech of V "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." V was here to stand up for justice, to save the innocently pure SG and exterminate the adulterous pair. He whipped out his super glue and stuck SG back into his original form. V was stunned by the glorious adonis before his eyes. He made a mental note to make SG his idol. Then with a swift slash by V, Fantome collapsed into a pile of debris along with Christine. Justice was upheld!


I must say that Jamie is very imaginative and can get overboard at times. I still prefer to stay with being civilised and mannered :D Nevertheless, without her contribution, the saga would lose it's intriguing and attention-grabbing factor. This might not be the end of our lovely saga, if we're hardworking enough, we might continue with this!


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